Friday, 13 December 2013
Spiked Egg Nog and Christmas Sweaters Don't Mix and Other Knitting Fables
Phil and Hil firmly believed that the family that sweats together stays together. Or at least saves enough money on yarn to partially pay for the counselling that their children Will and Lil would need further down the road.
Peter was thrilled to have found the perfect sweater to wear for his favourite Christmas tradition: his annual viewing of Aristocats with his three wittle fur babies.
Annabelle had finally figured out the perfect way to get the attention of that hot new company sales rep at the office Christmas party.
Unbeknownst to Annabelle, Chuck from the mailroom had similarly been planning to get her attention.
Candy had finished knitting matching Christmas sweaters for herself and Lolly just in the nick of time for the holiday season. Now, she thought, it was time to begin on their Valentine's Day and St. Patrick Day outfits.
The perfect sweater for the leg lamp owner whose partner accidentally broke it. Though this sweater might up getting accidentally shrunk in the wash.
The perfect sweater to gift along with that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and Alien DVD box set.
Tim saw a Christmas sweater as only the beginning of his look and pulled out all the stops of his God-given ability to accessorize.
Sometimes when Christmas sweaters combine with too much spiked eggnog, it's all too much of a good thing.
"Merry Freaking Christmas to you too, pal."